It may come as little
surprise that my mom is my #1 source for all tips, tricks, and secrets that
make me wonder, ‘Why doesn’t every one know about this?!’ (Pinterest is #2 –
sorry, I am a cliché.)
Throughout the years,
she’s imparted enough miscellaneous knowledge on me to fill an issue of Real
Simple. Here are a few stand-outs:
·
Float a ring
of lemon rind in a vase to corral a bouquet of long-stemmed flowers.
·
Leave a
Sharpie + clothespins in the bathroom so guests can keep track of their towels.
·
When
shopping for a dress (especially vintage), look for the bra strap clasps inside
the straps – it’s a sure sign of a quality garment. (Adios, all of my
male readers!)
·
Costco
really, truly has the most phenomenal steaks.
As thankful as I am for
all of this wisdom, she had been holding out on me. Holding out on one big,
VERY important life lesson. Ready for it… Almond Joys are the BEST candy bar in
the entire planetverse. Every year, for the 364 days leading up to Halloween,
she would persuade my brother, sister and I that the little bundles of coconut,
almond and chocolate were for refined, adult palates only. Clearly, we’d better
stick to our juvenile Reese’s and Snickers. Then, when October 31st
rolled around, she would happily scoop up all of our discarded Almond Joys.
Mom, you are one deceptive,
brilliant woman.
Fittingly, I made these
for Mother’s Day this year. After a quick Google search, I came across Joy the Baker’s recipe and made a few adjustments to set them apart from store-bought
Almond Joys. Make a double batch, so there’s no reason to hide them from your
loved ones ;)
[Original recipe from Joy the Baker]
Notes
-I doubled the recipe
below to use up the entire can of sweetened condensed milk. If you’re going
through the steps anyway, might as well double up!
-Mine ended up a little
larger than I would’ve liked. If you make your bars a bit smaller, keep in mind
you may need more chocolate to cover them.
-If you don’t have fleur
de sel, any coarse salt will do.
Ingredients (Makes about
20 candy bars)
7 oz sweetened condensed
milk (half of a 14 oz can)
1 cup powdered sugar
1 tbsp vanilla extract
2.5 cups unsweetened,
flaked coconut
about 20 whole, dry
roasted almonds (~.75 oz)
about 10 oz dark
chocolate (I used one 10 oz bag of chips)
Fleur de sel
Instructions
-In a bowl, whisk together
sweetened condensed milk, powdered sugar and vanilla until a thick paste forms.
-Add coconut, and stir
to combine. Refrigerate filling for at least 30 minutes.
-Line a baking sheet
with parchment paper. Remove filling from fridge, and scoop out ~1 tbsp. Use
your hands to form a compact log, place on baking sheet, and repeat with the rest of the filling. (Wet
your hands periodically if they get too sticky.)
-Firmly push an almond
onto the top of each bar. You want it indented slightly so it sticks.
Refrigerate bars for at least 30 minutes.
-Meanwhile, create a
double boiler by placing an empty, heat-proof bowl over a pot with an inch or so of
water. Make sure bowl is not touching water. Turn flame on high.
-Once water is boiling,
turn heat down to low so water just simmers. Place chocolate in the bowl, and
stir frequently until it’s completely melted.
-Remove bars from
fridge. One at a time, lower a bar into the chocolate. Turn it around a bit
until it’s completely covered in the dark chocolate. Gently shake some of the
excess chocolate off. Place the coated bar on a fork, and scrape the bottom of
the fork along the edge of the bowl. This will remove excess chocolate. Return
covered candy bar to the parchment paper. (I used a small rubber spatula to
coax it off the fork.)
-Every few bars,
sprinkle the tops with fleur de sel. You want to do this while the chocolate is
still wet so the salt sticks.
-Once all the bars are
coated and salted, place baking sheet in fridge until chocolate hardens.
-Store in fridge so
chocolate doesn’t melt. When ready to eat, let come to room temperature or
enjoy cold!
Wow, these look really delicious! I can't wait to try them out. Thank you for sharing the recipe. -The Gluten Free Cocina easleyerin.tumblr.com
ReplyDeleteOhmyGAWD. I didn't need to know how to make these on my own!!! Amazing.
ReplyDeletePS - Almond Joys are my absolute favorite morsel and I hide about 4 or 5 packages on top of the fridge at a time. My 2 yr old daughter *did* catch me eating one once, and I told her they were spicy. Sorry I'm not sorry. :P